You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once, and the best I could come up with is a 1-in-36, 000 chance. And the odds of getting hit by lightning are 1 in 7, 900 - which kind of shows how long those odds are.
I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you, and I choose both.
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Sarah Kay
Be the one who nurtures and builds. Be the one who has an understanding and a forgiving heart one who looks for the best in people. Leave people better than you found them.
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Marvin J. Ashton
Do your best and let God do the rest.
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Ben Carson
Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet.
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Anthony T Hincks
I tried your best and it didn't work, so now I'm going to try my best and I'm sure that I'll succeed!
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Anthony T. Hincks
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